The memecoin influencer playbook is pretty predictable at this point. They sell you the dream—trading masterclasses, premium courses, the whole package—while their inner circle quietly pre-launches tokens and dumps on retail investors when the hype peaks. Then it all goes to zero and everyone moves on to the next narrative. The real winners were never the ones following the advice. It's a cycle that keeps repeating because awareness still isn't where it needs to be.