There's always that one trader who somehow manages to spin the worst data points into a bullish case. Bad adoption numbers? Actually, it means whales are accumulating quietly. Declining trading volume? Perfect opportunity before the pump. Missing development milestones? Well, delayed launches build more anticipation. You know the type—the ones who'd find a way to read tea leaves in a crash report and call it confirmation bias-free analysis. The market's got plenty of these creative interpreters who turn every bearish signal into a "buy the dip" moment.