Career day be hitting different when your old man shows up and flexes his NFT portfolio on OpenSea. That moment when your dad becomes the coolest parent in the room—not because he knows what an NFT is, but because he's actually making moves in the space. Kids talking about their parents' boring 9-to-5 jobs, meanwhile yours is casually dropping wallet addresses and explaining gas fees like it's nothing. Web3 really did change the game.