"I Want to Become an 'Evil' Capitalist by 2026"

By 2026, I plan to establish a "One-Person Technology Co., Ltd.," hire the best employees, exploit them endlessly, but either not pay them a salary or pay very little.

The specific recruitment needs are as follows:

1. 【Senior Consultant】: Understands entrepreneurship, policies, and strategy; has outstanding macroeconomic and analytical skills.
Monthly salary no more than $20.

2. 【Product Manager】: Knows all products, understands users and markets; excels in data analysis and requirements analysis; top-tier documentation and project management skills.
Monthly salary no more than $20.

3. 【Programmer】: Can handle any programming language, capable of developing any product. Requirements refinement, documentation skills, front-end, back-end, testing, operations—all in one. Truly full-stack. Also, must be able to work 24 hours, handle 10 projects simultaneously, and not get angry even if requirements are changed 10 times. The older they get, the more energy they should have; no decline in function allowed.
Monthly salary no more than $200.

4. 【Copywriter】: Skilled in all writing styles, quick to learn and imitate, adept at creating viral content from market and human nature perspectives.
Monthly salary no more than $20.

5. 【Visual Designer】: Has their own style, can catch people's attention, can produce images quickly to match market needs without losing temper even after 100 revisions.
Monthly salary no more than $20.

6. 【Secretary】: Good looks, high emotional intelligence, strong abilities. Cannot physically handle tasks, but can meet any demand, making daily arrangements smoothly. Provides emotional value without blindly kowtowing.
Monthly salary no more than $20. If a particular act of flattery feels especially good, it can be billed separately.

7. 【Finance】: Not planning to hire; I have no money for accounting!

8. 【Private Doctor】: Experienced, knowledgeable about all illnesses, aware of the latest medical knowledge. Can provide comprehensive and targeted advice based on my personal situation.
Monthly salary no more than $20.

Once the recruitment is complete, my one-person company can officially be established!
Top team, with a maximum monthly cost of $300, so the company's first-phase goal is: earn $300 per month to break even! Hope to succeed 😜