AI Broke power user Starter Pack™

My AI situationship expenses — before I’ve made a single dollar:
✅#GPT — $20 (emotional support algorithm, cheaper than therapy)
✅#Claude Code — $20 (my 2AM co-founder who never asks for equity)
✅#Gemini — $20 (student discount = ethically subsidized intelligence)
✅#Manus — $20 (PPT magic & skill auto-flows that cosplay productivity)
✅#Genspark — $20 (when Manus credits ghost me mid-deck)
✅#Loveart — $20 (for my “I’m basically a product designer” era)
✅#Kimi Claw — $20 (because I paid to deploy OpenClaw in the cloud like a responsible AI addict)

Total: $140+/month
Revenue: spiritually pre-seed
People ask where my money goes.
I say: “I’m building leverage.”
Reality:
I’m just paying rent to talk to machines that are smarter than me.