Doesn’t Trump just ascend and become the God of Domination! He posts a Jesus selfie, mocking the Pope—and still wants to forcibly collect tolls from Iran?

I can’t stop laughing! Trump was still president yesterday; today he’s directly Jesus—he posted a picture of himself “becoming Jesus,” with U.S. military personnel, national flags, the Statue of Liberty, and eagle-winged angels all crammed in.
Why? Because Pope Leo scolded him for being too harsh on Iran, saying, “God won’t stand with you.” Trump fired back with a tweet blasting the Pope, and then directly posted a picture: “If God won’t let me, then I’m God myself!”
Even crazier, the US-Iran negotiations fell apart, and Trump demanded that Iran give him half of the tolls from the Strait of Hormuz. Iran: ??? The strait was sealed in the first place because you forced us—now you want to grab the tolls too? Don’t tell me the U.S. military’s pocket change isn’t even enough to buy lobsters?
Trump doesn’t care: I’m going to completely blockade the strait—deploy the world’s strongest navy! In the end, the U.S. Navy destroyer shut off its identification system, trying to pretend it was a merchant ship to smuggle through, but it got targeted by Iran’s Revolutionary Guard missiles and was scared off on the spot—escaping faster than anyone.
When the stock market opened, Trump caused trouble right away. He said: “Do you want to see the stock market fall? Nuclear bombs have to drop for it to fall! I stopped Iran’s nuclear weapons, saved the world, and also saved the stock market—when the nuclear bombs come, even the K-line has to make way.”
And also, he slapped 100% tariffs on Chinese cars, claiming the reason was, “They’re too strong—if we don’t ban General Motors and Ford, they’ll go bankrupt.” Then he turned around and said, “I have a very good relationship with China—they can come buy our cheap oil.” Beat them and love them, you really can’t do without us.
Finally, Blinken sounded smug and sarcastic: Did Trump win everything and drop out of the race himself? Even normal people can’t hold it in.
The U.S. military officially blockaded the strait, waiting for Trump’s next installment of divine drama. $BTC ‌$RAVE ‌#Gate广场四月发帖挑战