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My ex-girlfriend got married and sent me an invitation. I didn't go, but I sent some money. She messaged me in the evening: "Thank you for your red envelope." I replied, "You're welcome." She sent another message: "My husband asked why you didn't come." I responded: "I was afraid he would recognize me. The person who was waiting for you downstairs at your place last Valentine's Day was me."

My buddy's way of pursuing beautiful women is always unconventional.

An older guy lived with his first love for over two years, doing everything they were supposed to do and everything they weren't supposed to do. Later, for some unknown reason, they broke up. A few years later, the girl got married and had a child. One day, he ran into his ex-girlfriend on the street and noticed she was with a child who looked very much like him. At this point, an old saying comes into play, called "First Husband's Genetics."

My ex-girlfriend sent a message in the middle of the night: "Can't sleep."
Me: "I haven't slept either."
She: "Come to my place?"
I arrived, and when she opened the door, she was only wearing an old sweatshirt of mine, the collar so big that one shoulder was fully exposed.
Me: "I've never seen this sweatshirt before."
She tugged at the hem: "You left this at my place."
Then she turned to walk into the bedroom, glancing back at me.
Brothers,
Should I go with her or not?

Today, I played Werewolf with a group of elementary school students. They said a phrase I will never forget: "His voice is different from ours, maybe he's an old guy. Let's vote him out." Then they all voted to eliminate me. I was like ???

During rush hour, a girl wearing a JK skirt squeezed next to me and suddenly shoved a note into my hand. I opened it and read: "Big brother, the guy behind

Many men boast about how impressive they are, but in reality, they struggle just to handle one woman. Honestly, I really admire men who can juggle multiple women; I truly don't understand how they have so much energy. From my experience as an observer, two women are enough to make a man collapse.

My cousin, 29 years old, keeps shouting that he wants to make money. He tried e-commerce and lost money; he tried live streaming and no one watched; he tried side jobs and was cut three times by the "leeks." During last year's New Year dinner, he said he was ready to accept his fate and just work honestly to pay off his mortgage.
Last month, he suddenly called me, his voice trembling: "Bro, I think I’ve found a way to get rich."
I asked him what was going on.

Gym, the trainer asked me to do deadlifts. I said my back hurt. The trainer asked: What's wrong with your back? I said: I slept in the wrong position last night. The trainer said: How can your sleeping position be wrong if you're sleeping alone? I said: Who told you I sleep alone? The trainer was silent for three seconds: Then why are you still coming to the gym?

My female colleague sent me a message in the middle of the night: "Are you asleep? Come to my place and help me edit a PPT, my computer is so slow." I happily went over. When I entered, I saw her wearing a silk slip dress, her hair wet. I swallowed hard, pretending to be a gentleman: "Which page needs editing?" She pointed at the screen: "This page, the data doesn't match." I bent down to touch the mouse, and she leaned in to smell my neck: "What perfume are you wearing? It’s so intoxicating."

Going to the countryside to help lonely elderly people—earning 6 million a year. Would you do it?
Just drive down to the rural areas: if you see a run-down house, go in; if you see a lonely elderly person, take photos.
Today you deliver a bag of rice, tomorrow a bucket of oil, the day after you deliver a padded cotton jacket—everything is filmed end to end and posted online.
The comments section is flooded: “Good people will be safe their whole lives,” “Grandpa is so cruelly pitiful,” “The blogger is so full of love”… and the follower count is growing fast.

After watching for a while, I couldn't help but laugh.

My friend is obsessed with AI fortune-telling, claiming it's a hundred times more accurate than a real person. I asked: What did it predict? He said: There will be an unexpected windfall this year. After three months, nothing happened. Yesterday, he suddenly excitedly told me: I found five dollars! AI is so accurate! I said: Five dollars counts? He asked: What's the biggest amount you've ever found? I said: One dollar. He replied: Then that's it. For me, five dollars is a huge sum.

Finding true love

Staying at a hotel, I heard strange noises coming from the next room in the middle of the night. It's not what you might think—it's—female voice: "Ah... faster... I can't take it anymore..." male voice: "Don't rush, it'll be done soon... your head is too small, misaligned..." I perked up my ears, ready to record. Then I heard the man shout: "Don't move! I'll do it myself! ...Oh no, it fell again!"

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Where is he taking a wife? This is clearly inviting a God of Wealth into the home! A big brother from Anhui went viral. After 8 years of marriage, he hands over his monthly salary in full. He never questions how his wife spends it or where she spends it. His only task is one: focus on earning money. Meanwhile, his wife keeps the home running perfectly — grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, helping the kids with studies, taking care of his parents, not a single thing overlooked. She never lets him worry about anything. Until the other day.

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