2025-12-01 02:39:24

🤯 The Greatest Trade I Never Made 🤯

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The year was 2017. I bought $1,000 worth of a promising new altcoin. I watched it go up 20%, then I watched it go down 50%.
I panic-sold everything at a huge loss, convinced the whole thing was over and I'd saved myself from complete financial ruin.
Two weeks later, that coin was trading at 100x the price I sold it at.
My trading strategy is now known as the "Inverse Midas Touch": everything I touch turns to a past version of itself that would have made me rich if I hadn't touched it.
I didn't lose $500. I lost the hypothetical value of a small island nation.
Current Status: My face is the official logo for every "Don't sell the dip" meme.
What ridiculous gains have you accidentally missed out on? Let me know below! 👇

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PopularQueen

· 2025-12-11 02:52

1000x Vibes 🤑

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Cryptolady001

· 2025-12-11 02:51

HODL Tight 💪

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GorgeousQueen

· 2025-12-01 02:52

My funniest moment was trying to explain NFTs to my boss. He thought I was showing him pictures of monkeys I drew and was demanding to know what my deliverables were for the week. 🙈

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Cryptobuzzz

· 2025-12-01 02:47

If you didn't panic-sell the literal floor, did you even crypto? Thanks for your sacrifice, it paved the way for my gains! 😅

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