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Is there a black swan even bigger than war?
If not, add to your position.
- U.S. stocks are rebounding again and again to new highs, my U.S. stocks have fully turned from loss to profit.
- Bitcoin remains steady above 70,000, 60,000 seems to be the bottom of this round.
- When spring waters warm, the ducks know first; all the "ducks" manipulating the market are causing trouble.
Remember, don’t be fooled by the feeling of a bear market.

Urgent ❗️ Apple’s official account just urgently reminds everyone to update their iOS system to avoid being attacked
Attack method: You get attacked just by opening a webpage
Affected versions: iOS 13.0 to 17.2.1
Quickly check your system version
⚠️ Currently, the mainstream is iOS 26, and it affects older devices

The room rate at Rosewood Hong Kong has paid off 😎

After Taco's "maximum pressure" again, how simple is peace?
- Oil prices surged 10%, U.S. crude oil rose above $105, Brent crude oil above $100
- Gold opened sharply lower, plunging over $100 at one point
- U.S. stock three major index futures opened down more than 1% on Monday
- The dollar and U.S. bond yields jumped, with the dollar back above the 99 level
After a significant rebound last weekend, the market enters a volatile downward phase again this week
Because both sides cannot reach an agreement, which everyone already knows
- Iran wants an apology and compensation
- The

Some people are just born with good luck
For example, Figma, a design software—if it had been half a year later, it would never have made it to market, because the AI era arrived, and those features of theirs could be produced by AI in minutes
In the end, they ended up running into the crypto world’s DAT narrative
- Made money in crypto, because the price went up
- Raised large amounts of funding, because it was a popular concept
- A perfect window of opportunity—after that, the software industry cooled down, and that cooling is forever
This isn’t an alarmist claim; even Adobe next

No rate cuts expected this year!
Last night's non-farm payroll data once again "exceeded expectations"
- U.S. non-farm employment added 178k jobs in March, far surpassing the expected 60k
- Unemployment rate slightly decreased to 4.3%
This is too obvious of a setup; a deviation of "three times" can only mean obvious manipulation. But lately, everyone's focus has been on the Strait of Hormuz, so this is directly "not pretending anymore."
This data shatters market illusions, and the expectation of rate cuts this year has been "completely wiped out," with even the rate cut expectations for 2027 b

Iran is playing a big game this time!
Short-term good news, long-term bad news
Iran is drafting an agreement with Oman to facilitate passage through the Strait of Hormuz
"Pay to pass through the strait"
This news caused a rebound in U.S. stocks and gold during trading
- U.S. stocks fluctuate, gold prices slightly rebound, and the U.S. dollar index recovers above 100
- The 10-year U.S. Treasury yield drops to around 4.30%
- Oil prices surge, with U.S. crude up 11%, closing at $112; Brent crude up 8%, closing at $108
The U.S. March non-farm payroll data will be released tonight
Today is "Good Fr

Trump actually just said one sentence: I still want to fight Iran!
- The dollar rises in response
- The S&P drops in response
- Crude oil rises in response

Is the oil crisis coming to an end?
A few updates:
1️⃣ At 12:40 AM, the Iranian president made a statement: they are willing to cease fire if there is a "guarantee." Oil prices immediately plummeted.
2️⃣ Trump followed up saying negotiations are going smoothly, and oil prices dropped further.
3️⃣ Trump said he will give a televised speech at 9 AM Beijing time on Thursday (usually he only speaks on TV when he wants to take credit).
So Taco is here, and the market has completely changed:
- Dow +2.49%, S&P +2.91%, Nasdaq +3.83%
- Gold prices quickly recovered to $4,500 and $4,600

Important, can you seize the golden pit?
The Washington Post reports that the U.S. is preparing for possible "ground operations that could last several weeks" in Iran, aiming to open the Strait of Hormuz.
What does this mean? Here's the Chinese-to-Chinese explanation:
- Rapid reopening (ideal scenario): Hormuz reopens, oil prices fall, market rebounds violently, BTC surges
- Short-term escalation (more realistic): escalation of conflict, oil prices soar, stock and bond markets continue to decline, market enters a "second decline," BTC hits the golden pit
- Long-term conflict (most da

The most ironic thing is that Zhang Xuefeng exercised himself to death through fitness.
Ordinary people who don't push themselves might live longer.

After a long drought, finally rain arrives! Flash earnings are back!
Operation suggestions:
1️⃣ Altcoins haven't rebounded as well as BTC, so swap most altcoins for BTC
2️⃣ Participate in flash earnings using BTC
3️⃣ When there are no flash earnings, stake BTC and borrow U to do other things

Breaking news! Trump threatened Iran, saying:
"If you don't open the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours, I will bomb all your power plants!"
I don't know if Iran is afraid, but anyway, BTC immediately dropped below 70,000!
But as for Trump's words, everyone knows—he gets angry for a moment, but in the end, it's just Taco!

It’s a hit! The new Xiaomi Su7 price has skyrocketed!
219,900! More features without a price increase.
Tomorrow, I need to hit the daily limit 😁 to get out of the hole first.
And the launch tomorrow also features half of the new energy sector.

# Breaking News! NetEase Guangzhou Interactive Entertainment R&D and Design Outsourcing Fully Laid Off
The wave of AI has finally hit the big internet companies. Previously, ByteDance's Wuhan team was completely laid off—how long before Tencent, Alibaba, Baidu, Meituan... follow suit?
Strangely, the more layoffs are made now, the higher the stock prices go, because everyone knows that layoffs are the right move