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🔥🔥🔥 My neighbor couple, I really respect them!
The man is 32, the woman is 29, neither of them have a serious job, they don’t open a store, don’t do micro-businesses, don’t do live streaming sales, and they’re even too lazy to post on Moments.
They sleep until they wake up naturally every day, cook lunch in the afternoon, play with cats and game in the evening, and either go out for a good meal or stay on the sofa watching dramas until dawn.
They go abroad three or four times a year, just finished a trip to Hokkaido, and next month they’re flying to Phuket again.
The man wears Supreme, the woman carries LV, they have two cars at home, a BMW X5 and a Xiaopeng, both bought outright.
I’m damn confused: where’s the money???
Did you two hit the Bitcoin jackpot or win the lottery? Or is there actually a mine at home, just trying out a civilian life?
What’s even more outrageous is, I secretly asked the man: You stay at home every day, doesn’t your wife dislike you?
He smiled and said: Dislike what? She’s at home too.
I asked, since neither of you makes money, what do you live on?
He calmly replied: “Live on money.”
I almost choked to death right then.
Later, I found out from the property management—turns out they’re relocated households, got six apartments, rent out four, earning over 30,000 yuan a month in rent.
They’re not not making money; it’s just that when they’re earning, you’re sleeping, and when they’re signing contracts, you’re squeezing into the subway.
The most heartbreaking thing in this world isn’t that you have no money, it’s that you think others are just as poor as you, but in reality, they’re just too lazy to compete with you.
You go out early and return late, earning 8,000 yuan a month, while they’re lying back collecting 30,000 yuan in rent.
You think he’s just lying flat, but actually, he’s already lying flat in a place you can’t reach.
So don’t casually pity those who don’t work; maybe they just don’t need to work.
And you, you don’t even qualify to not work. 😭