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When I was a kid, the uncle who moved bricks at the construction site next door would always secretly give me an ice cream.
My dad said he was a scammer and told me to stay away.
Later, I got into college, but couldn’t gather enough tuition fees.
He lent me thirty thousand yuan, crumpled cash, and said, “Don’t tell your parents, just pretend this never happened.”
Ten years later, I started a company, and I heard he was hospitalized with cancer.
I paid all his medical bills, over three hundred thousand yuan.
After he was discharged, he insisted on coming to see the front gate of my

The boss installed a big red button in the workshop: "Anyone who thinks there's a problem with the process, press it. The whole factory will stop to fix it."
A month passed, and no one pressed it.
The boss got anxious: "No press, no bonus!"
The next day, the button was pressed forty-seven times. The cafeteria's bean sprouts were too old, there was no toilet paper, the air conditioner dripped water...
The boss was overwhelmed: "Are you guys doing this on purpose?"
Employees: "You said, if there's a problem, just press it."
The boss took the button apart and locked it in his office: "This thing

My cousin earned some money and bought a BMW.
Whenever her mother meets people, she tells them that the security guards in the residential compound all know her daughter has gotten rich.
The next day, the car was scratched, and all four tires were deflated.
Her mother called the police, and the police said there was no surveillance footage.
Her mother was still cursing in the owners’ group chat.
On the third day, thieves broke into the house, and all the valuables and jewelry were gone.
When the thief was caught, he said it was because he heard her mother say, “My daughter has mone

I suggest: cancel all toll booths nationwide, and collect highway fees uniformly from fuel prices.
Opponents will say: "Then drivers who don't use the highway will lose out?"
Guess what? Drivers who don't use the highway are already burning fuel. An extra fifty cents per liter in fuel prices adds up to only about two hundred dollars a year. But if toll booths are removed, the savings in tolls and time are enough for you to buy ten tanks of fuel.
Someone else will say: "That will increase logistics company costs, and prices will rise."
Currently, logistics companies pay several thousand

Best friend complains to you about her stingy boyfriend.
✕ Breakup version: "Then just find another one."
△ Plastic version: "Men are all like that."
〇 True best friend version: "He gives me 20,000 yuan in pocket money every month, and I’ll give you half."
You’re stunned: "Really?"
She blinks: "Fake, but don’t you think your boyfriend is stingy now?"

Fake money is really comforting; this best friend is more reliable than my boyfriend.

@youyou8178 The inherited code is too risky to touch, afraid that the ancestors will fix bugs in the middle of the night.

Yesterday, I had dinner with a friend and we talked about something.
He said, "Do you know how many people around you truly understand how to make money?"
I shook my head.
He counted on his fingers: "Less than three out of a hundred people who can climb a ladder and take a look at the outside world. Among these three, fewer than one updates their Twitter feed daily to stay in sync with global information. And of those, only one can play the stock market, trade cryptocurrencies, and not lose everything — guess how many there are nationwide?"
I asked, "How many?"
He smiled, "Anyway, yo

I took a client to view a house, and he nitpicked here and there, taking two hours.
I endured it.
He suddenly asked, “Has anyone died in this house?”
I said, “No.”
He said, “Then why is it 500,000 cheaper than the market price?”
I looked at him: “Because the landlord is me. I went bankrupt. Even if I sell this place, I’ll still end up sleeping on the street.”
He froze for a moment, and said, “Then lower it another 200,000.”
I gritted my teeth: “Deal.”
After we signed the contract, he smiled and said, “Actually, I know you went bankrupt. I’m here just to pick up a bargain.”
I

I asked my brother: What does it mean to make money?
He said: The boss gives you 200, you do 200 worth of work—that’s called just trading for a meal to eat.
I said that’s not right. The boss gives you 200, but you only do 50 worth of work—that’s what you call making money.
He froze.
I said: Think about your company’s supervisor—what are they doing every day? Watching over you, so you don’t slack off. When you do things well, he says it’s because his leadership is excellent; when you make mistakes, he says he saw you weren’t capable from the start.
My brother slapped his thigh: Damn,

I asked my brother: What does it mean to make money?
He said: The boss gives you 200, and you do 200 worth of work—that's called exchanging a meal.
I said that's not right. The boss gives you 200, and you only do 50 worth of work—that's real earning.
He was stunned.
I told him, think about your company's supervisor—what do they do every day? Watching you guys not slack off. When you do well, he says it's because he's a good leader; when you mess up, he says he saw you couldn't handle it from the start.
My brother patted his thigh: Damn, I get it now.
The next day, he secretly trans

Brothers want to buy a used Porsche, saying that joining the luxury car group can help them catch a rich woman and save twenty years of hard work.
I directly did the math for him: “You spend 300,000 yuan on buying an eight-year-old used piece of junk car, and the fuel and insurance burn up half a year of your salary. A rich woman gets in, runs her hand over the steering wheel, and the paint flakes off. When she turns on the air conditioner and sniffs it, it smells moldy.”
“Do you think she’d look favorably on you? She’ll only ask you: Brother, do you rent the car? My company uses it for th

Last month at 2 a.m., I saw a burly man chasing and hitting a girl at the convenience store entrance.
The girl was covered in blood, shouting for help.
I impulsively rushed over, grabbed the guy, and threw him to the ground, pinning him down.
Two passersby nearby helped call the police.
After the police arrived, the interesting part began.
The man looked innocent: "I didn't hit her, she's my girlfriend, we were arguing."
The girl suddenly changed her story: "Yes... he just pushed me, didn't hit me."
Alright then.
But then the police turned to me and said, "You pressed him to th

🔥 My childhood friend, from a young age, was "the kid everyone else’s parents wish they had."
His mother would scold him when she lost at mahjong and went home; he would fetch her foot bath water.
His father, drunk, would smash cups; he would kneel down to pick up the glass shards.
The whole family praised him for being sensible, mature beyond his years, and destined for success.
Now he's 32 years old.
Last month at a dinner gathering, his boss called and asked him to work overtime on the weekend to revise a PowerPoint presentation, and he said "Okay."
When colleagues took credit for his work

Wow, there's a delivery guy in my neighborhood.
Last month, during a heavy rainstorm, he jumped into the river to rescue a woman contemplating suicide.
He cramps up and sinks, never surfacing again.
Later, reporters found the woman, who was wrapped in a newly bought down jacket, saying while grabbing a Double 11 red envelope, "I didn't tell him to jump..."
The delivery guy's electric bike was still parked at the bridgehead, with a package in the basket that hadn't been delivered, addressed to "Mom."
Some people freeze to death in icy rivers, while others stay warm in live streams.

🔥 My aunt worked at a juice factory for eight years. She said, never drink concentrated juice.
I asked why.
She said: Apples can be pressed for juice, oranges can be pressed for juice, and grapes can too.
But have you ever seen the ingredients of “concentrated juice”?
I asked: Then for a bottle of concentrated orange juice, how many oranges does it take?
She smiled a little, and said nothing.
Later, I looked it up—some ingredients in concentrated juice aren’t fruit at all.
They’re corn syrup, flavoring, colorings, and then a little bit of fruit juice powder.
My aunt said: Do y

That punch has a pretty accurate force to break teeth. What do you think?

My brother was slapped by our supervisor, so I went there overnight, broke his front teeth with a punch, and fractured his ribs with two kicks.
My brother was moved to tears.
Later, he got promoted, got married, and changed cars.
My business failed, and I borrowed 200k yuan from him.
His wife answered the phone: "First kowtow three times to that supervisor, and pay 400k yuan in medical expenses. You cover half."
I was stunned: "On what basis?"
"Back then, when you hit someone, we paid 400k yuan to settle it. His promotion was bought with your fists. Now you come to borrow money?"

🔥 Some very cold, very obscure workplace knowledge:
That pot of pothos on your desk isn’t there to cultivate your mood. It’s used to test formaldehyde — if it turns yellow, it’s time to change your work area.
The company-issued T-shirts aren’t meant for everyday wear. They’re for team-building photos to show everyone “we’re one family,” and after that, you can toss them wherever.
The whiteboard marker in the meeting room, running out of ink isn’t a coincidence. The admin intentionally leaves it half-dried to prevent you from writing too much unnecessary talk.
The facial recognition machine yo

🚨 I’ve uncovered a shocking secret
You can take the bus every day for just two or three dollars.
But do you want to buy the whole thing?
Starting at hundreds of thousands, and it’s not even guaranteed to work out.
And to drive it legally?
You need an A3 license, and that difficulty... you know what despair is if you’ve taken the second test.
So you see:
Getting on is easy, owning is hard.
Does that remind you of the girl you’re chasing?
Don’t overthink it, I’m really talking about the bus.
Where are your thoughts going?