CryptorsyVentures

🗣️ KEY EVENTS:
• The White House recorded the highest cortisol levels in history after the tariffs announcement.
• Trump gave zero f*cks and announced a 15% raise on top. EU clapped back and said: nope, good luck.
• Devs are developing PTSD every time OpenClaw and Claude announce a new update.
• Nikita Bier is named the least liked user by crypto KOLs.
•Vitalik keeps dumping $ETH for the sake of the project (thank you bro).
• Punch the monkey giving every marketer a full week of content in one move.
We'll have an intense week ahead.

JUST IN: Study reveals that CT is now lonelier than Punch the monkey.

everyone's out here hyping AI Agents, OpenClaw, Claude...
but who remembers the real alpha?

Coinbase Support just announced users funds are frozen, but safe.
This is a reminder to never put all your bags in one basket if you want actual control over your money.

10 years since ETH became the second-biggest crypto by market cap.
Will we still be alive to see it hit ATH again? 😭

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