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How do eye exam doctors know you're not lying without reason?

I prefer earning €70,000 a year working completely remotely.
Than $115,000+ a year commuting to the office 5 days.
And honestly, it's not even a hard decision 🙂
And you, what do you prefer?

My father just bought a new MacBook Air and was disappointed because his beloved 20-year-old HP LaserJet printer no longer worked.
He asked Claude for help and literally rewrote the driver software to work on the new macOS. AND IT WORKED 🤣

A friend of mine opened a studio in Valencia.
He paid an agency to manage his ads on Meta.
A month later, zero results.
He asked me to take a look.
It turns out the target audience was the neighborhood of Valencia… in California, United States.
Too absurd to make up.

A guy goes to Las Vegas and wins a small prize on the slot machines. He goes out looking for a prostitute. He sees one dressed to the nines and asks her how much.
The prostitute says, "A handjob starts at 500 dollars."
He says, "That sounds like a lot."
The prostitute responds, "See that restaurant across the street? Well, I own that restaurant because I give handjobs that are worth 500 dollars."
So they go to his room and he realizes it really was worth 500 dollars.
The next night he has a wonderful night playing blackjack and goes looking for another prostitute.
To his surprise, he runs into

Interviewer:
A 10 GB file becomes 3 GB when compressed.
No quality is lost. No data is deleted.
So the real question is:
Why was it 10 GB in the first place?

The fact that oil is not significantly in the red on a day when the world decides to release the largest oil reserves in history says everything that needs to be known at this moment.

I've been watching dinosaurs on Netflix.
It's impossible that they know even half of this about dinosaurs. They found bones on the ground and do you know which ones danced 245 million years ago?

Serious question:
Would you go out with a man or woman rated 6/10, with zero sexual partners, but who is 100% loyal all the time?

Recommended savings by age:
0: $0
1: $0
2: $0
3: $0
4: $0
5: $0
6: $0
7: $0
8: $0
9: $0
10: $0
11: $0
12: $0
13: $93
14: $232
15: $465
16: $1,395
17: $3,255
18: $6,975
19: $13,950
20: $23,250
21: $37,200
22: $55,800
23: $83,700
24: $120,900
25: $167,400
26: $232,500
27: $325,500
28: $465,000
29: $651,000
30: $930,000
31: $1,209,000
32: $1,581,000
33: $2,046,000
34: $2,604,000
35: $3,255,000
36: $4,092,000
37: $5,115,000
38: $6,417,000
39: $7,998,000
40: $9,858,000 (pico)
41: $9,765,000
42: $9,672,000
43: $9,579,000
44: $9,440,000
45: $9,300,000
46: $9,114,000
47: $8,928,000
48: $8,742,000
49:

The U.S. Secretary of Energy says the U.S. Navy escorted a ship through the Strait of Hormuz and oil drops -$5 instantly
Then deletes the post because it never happened and oil rises +$5
Thanks for playing