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33m ago

You work 8 hours to live only 4.
You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes.
You work 5 days to barely enjoy 2.
You work all year to have 28 days of vacation.
And yet, people still call this "LIFE".

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2h ago

The Simpsons are never wrong
♾ Bitcoin ♾

BTC-1%

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3h ago

Bitcoin is going to reach $300,000
Are you ready?

BTC-1%

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5h ago

This is absolute madness.
$MSTR can't even manage to place enough $STRC for the price to drop to $100.
The demand for this product is enormous worldwide.
And the most curious thing is that MSTR is practically the only company offering it.
MSTR's so-called flywheel effect is so powerful that they should teach it in complete courses at the university.

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6h ago

Why hasn't anyone done it already?

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7h ago

Good morning, cryptowhalers

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10h ago

Your basic fitness level should be:
40 push-ups
8 pull-ups
100 squats
Run 2 km without stopping
If this seems unrealistic to you, you have a VERY serious job to do, buddy.

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10h ago

Interviewer:
Your phone has no data signal or Wi-Fi.
You open Google Maps and it still works.
How?

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11h ago

This man raised $50,000 in cryptocurrency and donated it to Palestine.
He was arrested, managed to escape, and now lives as if he were a villain.
He was jailed for taking five Israeli posters and throwing them in the trash.
William Banks even posted a video showing him escaping from a prison in Connecticut and helping other inmates escape with him.
After escaping, he launched three tokens in a single day and promoted all of them.
After the rug pull, William announced he would donate all the money to Palestine.
He also thanked the crypto community for supporting his “donation.”
William is still

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12h ago

Generation Z is surprisingly honest.
Human Resources Manager: “Why is the overtime pay so high?”
Generation Z: “Because we're made to work overtime.”
(The entire room falls silent.)

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14h ago

Does anyone else have the feeling that Trump wants to get out of this war, but the Iranians are saying: "No, let's keep dancing"?

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14h ago

A man couldn't find a job anywhere, so he opened a small "miracle clinic."
Outside, he put up a big sign:
Treatment: $300. If it doesn't work, we’ll give you $1,000 back!
A local know-it-all thought: "Easy money."
He went in and said: "Doctor, I have completely lost my sense of taste."
The guy calmly said: "Nurse, bring box number 22. Three drops."
The nurse put three drops in the man's mouth.
The man immediately spat it out. "That’s gasoline!"
The doctor smiled. "Congratulations! You have regained your sense of taste. That will be $300."
The man left angry.
A week later, he returned. "Doctor,

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15h ago

How do eye exam doctors know you're not lying without reason?

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15h ago

I prefer earning €70,000 a year working completely remotely.
Than $115,000+ a year commuting to the office 5 days.
And honestly, it's not even a hard decision 🙂
And you, what do you prefer?

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16h ago

My father just bought a new MacBook Air and was disappointed because his beloved 20-year-old HP LaserJet printer no longer worked.
He asked Claude for help and literally rewrote the driver software to work on the new macOS. AND IT WORKED 🤣

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16h ago

A friend of mine opened a studio in Valencia.
He paid an agency to manage his ads on Meta.
A month later, zero results.
He asked me to take a look.
It turns out the target audience was the neighborhood of Valencia… in California, United States.
Too absurd to make up.

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17h ago

A guy goes to Las Vegas and wins a small prize on the slot machines. He goes out looking for a prostitute. He sees one dressed to the nines and asks her how much.
The prostitute says, "A handjob starts at 500 dollars."
He says, "That sounds like a lot."
The prostitute responds, "See that restaurant across the street? Well, I own that restaurant because I give handjobs that are worth 500 dollars."
So they go to his room and he realizes it really was worth 500 dollars.
The next night he has a wonderful night playing blackjack and goes looking for another prostitute.
To his surprise, he runs into

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17h ago

🚨 : Pandas are no longer officially endangered.

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17h ago

Interviewer:
A 10 GB file becomes 3 GB when compressed.
No quality is lost. No data is deleted.
So the real question is:
Why was it 10 GB in the first place?

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17h ago

The fact that oil is not significantly in the red on a day when the world decides to release the largest oil reserves in history says everything that needs to be known at this moment.

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