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I took a client to view a house, and he nitpicked here and there, taking two hours.
I endured it.
He suddenly asked, “Has anyone died in this house?”
I said, “No.”
He said, “Then why is it 500,000 cheaper than the market price?”
I looked at him: “Because the landlord is me. I went bankrupt. Even if I sell this place, I’ll still end up sleeping on the street.”
He froze for a moment, and said, “Then lower it another 200,000.”
I gritted my teeth: “Deal.”
After we signed the contract, he smiled and said, “Actually, I know you went bankrupt. I’m here just to pick up a bargain.”
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I asked my brother: What does it mean to make money?
He said: The boss gives you 200, you do 200 worth of work—that’s called just trading for a meal to eat.
I said that’s not right. The boss gives you 200, but you only do 50 worth of work—that’s what you call making money.
He froze.
I said: Think about your company’s supervisor—what are they doing every day? Watching over you, so you don’t slack off. When you do things well, he says it’s because his leadership is excellent; when you make mistakes, he says he saw you weren’t capable from the start.
My brother slapped his thigh: Damn,

I asked my brother: What does it mean to make money?
He said: The boss gives you 200, and you do 200 worth of work—that's called exchanging a meal.
I said that's not right. The boss gives you 200, and you only do 50 worth of work—that's real earning.
He was stunned.
I told him, think about your company's supervisor—what do they do every day? Watching you guys not slack off. When you do well, he says it's because he's a good leader; when you mess up, he says he saw you couldn't handle it from the start.
My brother patted his thigh: Damn, I get it now.
The next day, he secretly trans

Brothers want to buy a used Porsche, saying that joining the luxury car group can help them catch a rich woman and save twenty years of hard work.
I directly did the math for him: “You spend 300,000 yuan on buying an eight-year-old used piece of junk car, and the fuel and insurance burn up half a year of your salary. A rich woman gets in, runs her hand over the steering wheel, and the paint flakes off. When she turns on the air conditioner and sniffs it, it smells moldy.”
“Do you think she’d look favorably on you? She’ll only ask you: Brother, do you rent the car? My company uses it for th

Last month at 2 a.m., I saw a burly man chasing and hitting a girl at the convenience store entrance.
The girl was covered in blood, shouting for help.
I impulsively rushed over, grabbed the guy, and threw him to the ground, pinning him down.
Two passersby nearby helped call the police.
After the police arrived, the interesting part began.
The man looked innocent: "I didn't hit her, she's my girlfriend, we were arguing."
The girl suddenly changed her story: "Yes... he just pushed me, didn't hit me."
Alright then.
But then the police turned to me and said, "You pressed him to th

🔥 My childhood friend, from a young age, was "the kid everyone else’s parents wish they had."
His mother would scold him when she lost at mahjong and went home; he would fetch her foot bath water.
His father, drunk, would smash cups; he would kneel down to pick up the glass shards.
The whole family praised him for being sensible, mature beyond his years, and destined for success.
Now he's 32 years old.
Last month at a dinner gathering, his boss called and asked him to work overtime on the weekend to revise a PowerPoint presentation, and he said "Okay."
When colleagues took credit for his work

Wow, there's a delivery guy in my neighborhood.
Last month, during a heavy rainstorm, he jumped into the river to rescue a woman contemplating suicide.
He cramps up and sinks, never surfacing again.
Later, reporters found the woman, who was wrapped in a newly bought down jacket, saying while grabbing a Double 11 red envelope, "I didn't tell him to jump..."
The delivery guy's electric bike was still parked at the bridgehead, with a package in the basket that hadn't been delivered, addressed to "Mom."
Some people freeze to death in icy rivers, while others stay warm in live streams.

🔥 My aunt worked at a juice factory for eight years. She said, never drink concentrated juice.
I asked why.
She said: Apples can be pressed for juice, oranges can be pressed for juice, and grapes can too.
But have you ever seen the ingredients of “concentrated juice”?
I asked: Then for a bottle of concentrated orange juice, how many oranges does it take?
She smiled a little, and said nothing.
Later, I looked it up—some ingredients in concentrated juice aren’t fruit at all.
They’re corn syrup, flavoring, colorings, and then a little bit of fruit juice powder.
My aunt said: Do y

That punch has a pretty accurate force to break teeth. What do you think?

My brother was slapped by our supervisor, so I went there overnight, broke his front teeth with a punch, and fractured his ribs with two kicks.
My brother was moved to tears.
Later, he got promoted, got married, and changed cars.
My business failed, and I borrowed 200k yuan from him.
His wife answered the phone: "First kowtow three times to that supervisor, and pay 400k yuan in medical expenses. You cover half."
I was stunned: "On what basis?"
"Back then, when you hit someone, we paid 400k yuan to settle it. His promotion was bought with your fists. Now you come to borrow money?"

🔥 Some very cold, very obscure workplace knowledge:
That pot of pothos on your desk isn’t there to cultivate your mood. It’s used to test formaldehyde — if it turns yellow, it’s time to change your work area.
The company-issued T-shirts aren’t meant for everyday wear. They’re for team-building photos to show everyone “we’re one family,” and after that, you can toss them wherever.
The whiteboard marker in the meeting room, running out of ink isn’t a coincidence. The admin intentionally leaves it half-dried to prevent you from writing too much unnecessary talk.
The facial recognition machine yo

🚨 I’ve uncovered a shocking secret
You can take the bus every day for just two or three dollars.
But do you want to buy the whole thing?
Starting at hundreds of thousands, and it’s not even guaranteed to work out.
And to drive it legally?
You need an A3 license, and that difficulty... you know what despair is if you’ve taken the second test.
So you see:
Getting on is easy, owning is hard.
Does that remind you of the girl you’re chasing?
Don’t overthink it, I’m really talking about the bus.
Where are your thoughts going?

🚨 Never play with your phone when you're on the toilet. My cousin just experienced the most embarrassing second of her life.
She was squatting and scrolling through Xiaohongshu, and came across a mukbang video where the host was biting into a fried chicken drumstick, golden and crispy.
Then she wiped, folded the tissue neatly, and placed it beside her.
The next second, she reached out, picked up that tissue, and directly put it in her mouth.
The moment she bit down, she froze completely.
That texture... wasn't chicken. It was paper. The toilet paper she just used.
She froze for tw

🔥🔥🔥 My neighbor couple, I really respect them!
The man is 32, the woman is 29, neither of them have a serious job, they don’t open a store, don’t do micro-businesses, don’t do live streaming sales, and they’re even too lazy to post on Moments.
They sleep until they wake up naturally every day, cook lunch in the afternoon, play with cats and game in the evening, and either go out for a good meal or stay on the sofa watching dramas until dawn.
They go abroad three or four times a year, just finished a trip to Hokkaido, and next month they’re flying to Phuket again.
The man wears Supre

Do you believe it or not, but what the fortune-teller says, from a different perspective, is like an invitation from the King of Hell?
My buddy's second aunt, the year before last, took her son to town to find a blind fortune-teller.
The blind man touched the young man's hand, shook his head and said, "You have a good fate, you won't need to buy a house in the future, someone will naturally give you one to live in."
The second aunt was overjoyed on the spot, thinking her son was about to marry into a wealthy family, saving on a wedding house.
When paying, she was so excited she forgot

During the morning rush hour on the bus, a girl in a one-step skirt had a hard time getting on by lifting her leg.
She suddenly got an idea and reached back to undo the button at the back of her skirt. After undoing one, she still couldn’t get on. After undoing another, her leg still wouldn’t lift.
Right as she was about to undo the third one, the big brother queued behind her grabbed her hand with a sudden grip.
The girl exploded on the spot: “Pervert! Grab the pervert—he’s a pervert!”
The big brother’s face turned green, and his voice trembled: “Ma’am… between the two of us, who’s th

My roommate made a date with a girl last week, and he was as excited as if he’d won the lottery.
Three days in advance, he memorized the online “Seven Steps of Dating” — eating, watching movies, smelling hair, touching shoulders, holding hands, hugging, and kissing directly.
He said it’s a standardized process with a 90% success rate.
That day, I was just next door at the barbecue place, peeking through the glass and saw them entering.
Half an hour later, I sneaked in to take a look — damn, he was crouched down sniffing her hair, stiff as a police dog on a bomb search.
The girl shran

Last month, my older cousin who runs a factory was "cheated" out of 80 million by his ex-wife.
Here's what happened. He had a mistress outside, and when he went home, he pressured his wife to divorce.
The original wife didn't cry or make a fuss, she didn't want the two full-paid apartments in the city center, nor the company shares, she only took the rundown processing plant in the suburbs that had been losing money for years, plus 2 million yuan in cash.
My cousin signed on the spot, afraid she would change her mind. He even joked to friends that she was "completely legally illiterate."